Ouch. Bigger guns needed then I guess.
Possibilities that occur;
Get rid of the binary for one of the webparts (temporarily). See if Contents=1 works after that.
See if Sharepoint Manager can access the relevant property and delete the webpart;
http://spm.codeplex.com/Use custom code like this to delete the webpart;
http://leedale.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/programmatically-removing-all-webparts-from-a-page-in-moss-2007/These actions are all riskier than I'd like.